1d30 Trinkets and Oddities for Adventurers of All Sizes

A trove of trinkets, an assortment of oddities, a bevy of baubles, a cache of curios. All ideas free to a good home—appropriate for an interesting additionial starting item, a peculiar prize stolen or won, rounding out a vendor's wares, or whatever other purpose one might see fit.

Mateusz Wiśniewski

1. A coin of the highest local denomination, with two heads.
2. A full-sized trombone, nonetheless able to fit into any pocket or container.
3. A frog, able to record and repeat messages up to one sentence in length; can only hold one at a time.
4. A jar, containing a very annoyed bat, refilled at any reputable swooprat breeder.
5. A double-ended flask—any liquid poured out one side comes out perfectly chilled, out the other scalding hot.
   
6. A pair of leather boots that make not a sound.
7. A dead snake, ~10 yards in length (works surprisingly well as a rope).
   
8. A startlingly convincing mask of the local mayor's (or other city official) face.
9. A taxidermy model of a small animal that probably doesn't exist.
10. A pair of dice enchanted to only ever land on 1 or 6.
11. A small hand drum that plays itself to match the beat of music around it.
12. A bottle of perfume that smells like its wearer's favourite scent, cranked up to 11.
13. A questionably authentic letter of authority from the local duke, painfully vague in what it permits.
14. A pocket mirror.
    
15. A music box, containing a famous hymn. Painfully loud.
16. A stolen satchel, bearing the official seal of the Courier's Guild.
17. A pack of gold-leaf playing cards, including jokers, blanks, and a double-back card.
18. A gold medal, its inscription long worn off.
19. A deeply heretical prayer book, proscribed in all lands of the Church.
20. An expensive locket, containing nothing but a daguerreotype of a frog.
21. An adjustable wrench, caked in rust.
22. A hat, always just a bit too large for any bearer.
23. A hot air balloon license, with the PC's name spelled slightly wrong.
24. A set of wind chimes that generate a small breeze when rung (warning label—"keep out of wind.")
25. A diary that writes about its owner's day by itself.
26. A clockwork mouse—makes noise, can travel ~10 yards before stopping, and must be wound before use.
    
27. An address book of folk-healers and local wise ones.
    
28. A wanted poster, depicting someone who looks just like you.
29. A pickled pinky finger, supposedly that of a famed saint.
30. A pair of glasses that don't improve the bearer's distance vision, but instead let them see regardless of conditions.